A TRANSFIGURATION

Dearest Smashing Academics:

Maximilian Justice Powers is no longer a student at this school.

He is now the Smash Fundamentals instructor and assistants footballs coach. And, knowing Max, still totally considering himself in charge of everything weight room related. Free weight training on the side for all.

He will mold you all into his own image.

Crdlly yrs,

Chris

Now I need an icon of him in a track suit with a whistle