A thing left outside Snake's office

There is a big box left outside of Snake's office. There is also, very strangely, a slowpoke sitting next to the box. It stares blankly, unblinking, as if it had been tasked with guarding said box.

On the outside there is a note.



On the inside there is another note, along with a repaired robot.
( This inside note reads like this: )

And every two to three hours, the muffled sounds of some techno rave song come spilling out of the box and into the hallway.