#22

Sometimes I don't like this school.

Nothin' happened to me, I mean, I'm still a guy, so I'm fine but, well. . . all of my friends, well not all of them but a lot of them are different now and I'm havin' a hard time dealin' with that.

I mean, I saw Andy the other mornin' and he was a girl and I saw Andy's breasts and. . . I never wanted to see that. Andy's my pal. I don't feel comfortable lookin' at him the way I had to. It ain't right to look at a lady that way and when that lady's your best friend, well. . . It just makes me feel all wrong inside.

And Colin, he's a little girl now, too.

And, and Grit's been sleepin' like the entire time, which is good for him but, I took a peek under the covers at his face and. . . his goatee's gone.

And Nell's. . . she's. . . and Sami and Lash, too. . . Oh God I can't even think about that, I loved the way her body looked when she was naked for me and now she probably looks like Jake.

My brain hurts. I don't know how you're all handlin' this so well. If it'd happened to me I'd probably have gone out of my mind already. I tried to do some homework to keep my mind off of thinkin' about findin' Andy and I couldn't do it so I went to get help with it and Captain Falcon's a girl, too and, well, he helped me with the work some but, well, it didn't help much with my head.

The bratwurst tours are still on for the people who want to keep goin' to them. Most of us who went didn't have the changes so, I don't know, we lucked out. Blastoise, you wanna lift weights or punch the hell outta each other or somethin'? I need somebody to be a man with.