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tank_rockarms ([personal profile] tank_rockarms) wrote2010-11-12 11:44 pm

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[Private Level 1 to Bulba]

Bulba what was Vinnie doin' in that fight. You don't do none of that stuff but the vines.

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[Private level 1 to Char]

Char I don't remember much about last night what the heck did we do... All I know is you took me out for a drink and next thing I know I woke up with a headache and there ain't any condoms left in my wallet

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I ain't had a day that invigoratin' since... well... since the day I fought Captain Falcon. Though truth be told the day I fought Captain Falcon I didn't bounce him around like a paddleball so this probably tops that. Aparoid war, then. Man, that felt good. Wakes a guy up, lets him know he's alive, yeah?

Good match, Vinnie. Don't forget you owe me some pants. I'll show you with the big and tall store is.

Hey Metaknight, you gonna come down to the weight room like we talked about? Yeah? Alright, I'll see you down there, get you worked on a program, get you shredded.

Max is a native of Hyperboville

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, what did 'Ceus make you out of?

Fine. Guess that's comin' out of food money. I'll just not eat for a week or somethin'.

Basically, yes. By game 3, yes.

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, who's Ceus?

Oh well I ain't gonna make a guy not eat if you gotta save money that way.

But, uh, ain't food free at the cafeteria?

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Arceus?

Sis likes t'go into town for shit sometimes. I don't actually need t'eat, though. I'll just drink a lotta water. Eat some bugs.

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
You mean Bob? The muffin lady who turns into a giant... llama... pokemon? The one who got married to the lost and found guy?

Not eatin' is a sin.

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
God married a lost and found guy what Uh, yeah. That one.

Works out pretty okay for me.

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well I think Sonny makes up for you.

I took him to an all you can eat buffet a week ago. I think we made the servers cry.

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
...Guess I was away for that.

You didn't happen to do anything else while I was away did you

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah, you were gone for a week, I did lots of stuff.

I think I broke my record for number of situps ten minutes on Wednesday.

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
That's not what I

nghdlfsd

Okay. Great.

Maybe I should drop by the weight room too.

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure thing, I can get a program set up, put fifty or sixty pounds of muscle on you if you follow it, easy.

It is not easy, it is a nightmare of weightlifting.

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not here for easy. I'm here to get stronger. yes apparently that's why you pick fights with just the dudes who can whoop you

See you there.

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha, it's easy if you do the work, and doin' the work's gonna take at least five days a week, at least two or three hours a day.

That's how you get stronger at anything.