#54 - Max you are gross

[tank_rockarms]

So what was up with that weird creepy guy last night? He wouldn't leave me alone. I musta punched him like ten or twenty times before he stopped showing up. I mighta... blacked out a couple of times... anyway, whatever. This totally happened even though none of it has happened yet.

This place is weird.

ANYWAY MORE IMPORTANT: IT'S NOVEMBER FIRST. FOOTBALL TEAM, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN GIVING YOU AN ORDER. YOU HAVE TO STOP SHAVING. IT'S NO-SHAVE NOVEMBER. PUT YOUR RAZORS DOWN AND WALK AWAY. JUST WALK AWAY.

It's only 10am but I've already got my 5 o'clock shadow on. I usually have to shave three times a day

Any other guys who ain't on the football team are welcome to not shave along with us. We'll see who has the best beard at the end of the month. If you already got facial hair, grow more facial hair.

No cheatin' with science this year. I don't care if you can brew a beard in a bottle or make some sorta beard-ray or whatever, grow your beard the regular way. I'll know if you're cheatin'.

I still haven't made up my mind yet if I'm not going to wax this month, like I did last year.

Comments

[hawkhearsyou.livejournal.com]

Why do you do this?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

It's tradition, we do it every November.

[hawkhearsyou.livejournal.com]

What is the purpose?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

To see who can grow the best beard or other facial hair in a month.

[hawkhearsyou.livejournal.com]

Ah.

That, I understood.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Now you've already got a beard so what you're gonna have to do is grow extra facial hair. Like, add in a mustache.

[hawkhearsyou.livejournal.com]

...Me? I can't see why I would partake in No-Shave November.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

You already got some facial hair. Now's the time to branch out. That's why. Show how manly you are.

[hawkhearsyou.livejournal.com]

So this is a test of... masculinity?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Falcon says it ain't but it is.

[hawkhearsyou.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Perhaps he is jealous.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Ha, maybe a little.