tank_rockarms: Rayeli drew this (omg glistening man sweat)
tank_rockarms ([personal profile] tank_rockarms) wrote2010-11-01 12:31 pm

#54 - Max you are gross

So what was up with that weird creepy guy last night? He wouldn't leave me alone. I musta punched him like ten or twenty times before he stopped showing up. I mighta... blacked out a couple of times... anyway, whatever. This totally happened even though none of it has happened yet.

This place is weird.

ANYWAY MORE IMPORTANT: IT'S NOVEMBER FIRST. FOOTBALL TEAM, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN GIVING YOU AN ORDER. YOU HAVE TO STOP SHAVING. IT'S NO-SHAVE NOVEMBER. PUT YOUR RAZORS DOWN AND WALK AWAY. JUST WALK AWAY.

It's only 10am but I've already got my 5 o'clock shadow on. I usually have to shave three times a day

Any other guys who ain't on the football team are welcome to not shave along with us. We'll see who has the best beard at the end of the month. If you already got facial hair, grow more facial hair.

No cheatin' with science this year. I don't care if you can brew a beard in a bottle or make some sorta beard-ray or whatever, grow your beard the regular way. I'll know if you're cheatin'.

I still haven't made up my mind yet if I'm not going to wax this month, like I did last year.

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Kindle, Von Bolt and Flak are all COs who attacked other countries and royally screwed over entire continents, and I had to go in after them and knock 'em around and clean up their shit.

Char, I don't care if you hate it, suck it up when you're on the field.

And you ain't gonna get benched just 'cause we could get a new player; we ain't got enough players that I'd bench you.

You give me or Captain Falcon a shitty attitude about teammates, though, and that'll get you benched. Same goes for Sasha. I'll have the both of you doin' so many pushups you won't have time to think about bitchin' about it.

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-11-02 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
I love doing pushups as a human!

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-11-02 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
I mean uh...alright. You got it Max.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
What difference do it make whether you're human or not?

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-11-02 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Smaller arms and a longer neck in Charizard form.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Ain't that much smaller. My arms are plenty long.

Maybe you just got T-rex arms.

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-11-02 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! My arms are not that tiny!

..anyway.