#54 - Max you are gross

[tank_rockarms]

So what was up with that weird creepy guy last night? He wouldn't leave me alone. I musta punched him like ten or twenty times before he stopped showing up. I mighta... blacked out a couple of times... anyway, whatever. This totally happened even though none of it has happened yet.

This place is weird.

ANYWAY MORE IMPORTANT: IT'S NOVEMBER FIRST. FOOTBALL TEAM, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN GIVING YOU AN ORDER. YOU HAVE TO STOP SHAVING. IT'S NO-SHAVE NOVEMBER. PUT YOUR RAZORS DOWN AND WALK AWAY. JUST WALK AWAY.

It's only 10am but I've already got my 5 o'clock shadow on. I usually have to shave three times a day

Any other guys who ain't on the football team are welcome to not shave along with us. We'll see who has the best beard at the end of the month. If you already got facial hair, grow more facial hair.

No cheatin' with science this year. I don't care if you can brew a beard in a bottle or make some sorta beard-ray or whatever, grow your beard the regular way. I'll know if you're cheatin'.

I still haven't made up my mind yet if I'm not going to wax this month, like I did last year.

Comments

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

The fuck would anyone wanna brew a beard in a bottle for?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but last year somebody made a beard-growin' raygun thing.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

That's dumb as hell. If I had a raygun, I'd get one that turned people I didn't like into pizzas, not one that gives 'em beards.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, I can't figure out why science guys make the things that science guys do. The only thing that I get is when Andy makes me workout equipment.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

That shit's a mystery to me too, Max.

You just lemme know when they get around to that pizza ray. If they're makin' beard guns, they must be runnin' low on ideas.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

So speakin' of workout equiptment when are you comin' down to the weightroom?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Uh.

[Max are you ready to have your MIND BLOWN? Char has someone to beat now. GET READY FOR THIS.]

...Whenever y'want me.

~O-oh Char~

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

That's what I like to hear.

I want you at least three days (five or six would be better) a week, at either 5pm or 9pm.

~THIS MAGIC MOMENT~

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Nine's no good. Nighttime is Casper time.

I'll be there at five.

Or maybe I'll hand you over to MOE

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Alright, I'm gonna make you work 'till you can't move. You're gonna be a lump of sore the first week, but after that it'll get better.

Just ask Bulba. Maybe I'll make him your workout partner, since you'll get along better with him than anybody else.

fucen

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Ain't no big deal. I'm a trainer's Pokemon, I ain't no stranger to pain.

Sure, whatever. You get a lot of people doin' this shit?

Re: fucen

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I try to have the entire football team doin' this.

Only took you two years.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Charizards can haul boulders around and shit whether they been liftin' or not, Max. It ain't like I really needed it.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

You need it as a human. And you play football as a human.

And anyway, a year ago you weren't a charizard you were a charmeleon. Imagine how much stronger you'd be now if you'd done the work then.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah well I put those EVs in special attack instead SO THERE :*(

Lay off, dude. I'm comin' now, ain't I?