#54 - Max you are gross

[tank_rockarms]

So what was up with that weird creepy guy last night? He wouldn't leave me alone. I musta punched him like ten or twenty times before he stopped showing up. I mighta... blacked out a couple of times... anyway, whatever. This totally happened even though none of it has happened yet.

This place is weird.

ANYWAY MORE IMPORTANT: IT'S NOVEMBER FIRST. FOOTBALL TEAM, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN GIVING YOU AN ORDER. YOU HAVE TO STOP SHAVING. IT'S NO-SHAVE NOVEMBER. PUT YOUR RAZORS DOWN AND WALK AWAY. JUST WALK AWAY.

It's only 10am but I've already got my 5 o'clock shadow on. I usually have to shave three times a day

Any other guys who ain't on the football team are welcome to not shave along with us. We'll see who has the best beard at the end of the month. If you already got facial hair, grow more facial hair.

No cheatin' with science this year. I don't care if you can brew a beard in a bottle or make some sorta beard-ray or whatever, grow your beard the regular way. I'll know if you're cheatin'.

I still haven't made up my mind yet if I'm not going to wax this month, like I did last year.

Comments

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

Every day!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Kindle, Von Bolt and Flak are all COs who attacked other countries and royally screwed over entire continents, and I had to go in after them and knock 'em around and clean up their shit.

Char, I don't care if you hate it, suck it up when you're on the field.

And you ain't gonna get benched just 'cause we could get a new player; we ain't got enough players that I'd bench you.

You give me or Captain Falcon a shitty attitude about teammates, though, and that'll get you benched. Same goes for Sasha. I'll have the both of you doin' so many pushups you won't have time to think about bitchin' about it.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Like, before you go to bed?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, I can't figure out why science guys make the things that science guys do. The only thing that I get is when Andy makes me workout equipment.

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

In the morning. But once I get dressed it's back again. I think Flint's got the same problem too. Must be from being so damn manly.

[raced_god]

Well, yeah, because it wasn't a competition last year, either.

[punchvolcanoes]

I love doing pushups as a human!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

That shit's a mystery to me too, Max.

You just lemme know when they get around to that pizza ray. If they're makin' beard guns, they must be runnin' low on ideas.

[punchvolcanoes]

I mean uh...alright. You got it Max.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

What difference do it make whether you're human or not?

[punchvolcanoes]

Smaller arms and a longer neck in Charizard form.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Ain't that much smaller. My arms are plenty long.

Maybe you just got T-rex arms.

[punchvolcanoes]

Hey! My arms are not that tiny!

..anyway.

[rivalsweetscent]

Hahaha probably. A whole five hairs this year! We'll see how it goes!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

So speakin' of workout equiptment when are you comin' down to the weightroom?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I usually just go for a lunchtime shave, myself.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Uh.

[Max are you ready to have your MIND BLOWN? Char has someone to beat now. GET READY FOR THIS.]

...Whenever y'want me.

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Yeah. WAY TO RUB IT IN MAX. Me too.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

THEY'RE WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT. HE'S ENCOURAGING YOUR BEARD. IT'LL TOTALLY WORK BECAUSE NOW YOUR BEARD HAS MAX'S SUPPORT.

~O-oh Char~

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

That's what I like to hear.

I want you at least three days (five or six would be better) a week, at either 5pm or 9pm.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I'm expectin' at least a goatee outta you. Don't let me down.

[hawkhearsyou.livejournal.com]

What is the purpose?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. Even so. I'm gonna beat you again.

[raced_god]

Wax this year, at least.

[rockinthrutime.livejournal.com]

I'm an 'it' actually.