::Oh crap oh crap oh crap where am I going to get a lady now?::

::Well I wonder::

::Maybe::

::It's worth a shot::

::If anybody would know, maybe he would::

::Max hurriedly goes over to his discarded pantaloons and retrieves his cellular teleradiophone from a pocket (and also a protein bar, he was starving and he dialed a phone number::

::RING RING RING::

::RING RING RING::