tank_rockarms | #63 - SORRY JEFF, STEALIN' YOUR COMPUTER

#63 - SORRY JEFF, STEALIN' YOUR COMPUTER

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A couple of what dropped it off? And how did you wear out the shift key?

Well you've been working really hard so it couldn't be that bad.

yeah you would think that, huh

Uh, talking to the new driving teacher. The not-a-Samurai Goro? He's got ninjas.

The guy enrolled me in the course during finals week, so I had to take the exam without ever being in a single class.

[He handed the keyboard over to Max.]

Oh, Goroh, yeah. I got an A+ in his driver's ed class last year.

Wish I coulda been in your shoes. I could use another A+.

::Max takes the keyboard and looks it over::

Yeah, it looks bigger than what I'm usin'. It might work better.

Your physics packet didn't look ~~completely~~ atrocious?

Well, I didn't get a grade back yet. I'm sure I aced Botany though, so I've always got that.

You graduating this year or what?

Uh. Maybe. If my grades were good enough to do it.

::MAX LOOKS SUDDENLY UNCOMFORTABLE::

yeah but that don't mean I did any good on the test.

i never do any good on tests.

Maybe you did better than you think you did. We'll just have to see.

...Oh.

Well. S'not like school's that important. I think. I mean, Red never went t'school as a kid, and he's fine.

[NO VINNIE, THAT EXPLAINS A LOT ABOUT RED]

Yeah well I never finished high school the first time. I dropped out to enlist.

I went back to school here mostly for my mom. She always wanted me to finish high school before I enlisted.

I bet you a dollar Red's mom wishes he'd gone to school as a kid, too.

yeah maybe

You think so? Training Pokemon can get you pretty prestigious places in the League back home. Red was fillin' the PokeDex too, so it was kinda like being the prof's assistant.

She does worry 'bout him all the time though. He doesn't visit home that often.

Yeah well, I'm a CO in the army of my country. I've got one person in the entire nation above me in the army. Top of everything, basically.

But my mom still wishes I'd finished school. So here I am.

Come to think of it, where the hell do you even go gettin' a keyboard big enough for your hands, anyhow?

Oh. You passed.

Huh. [Max had a good point.]

I guess it's just a human aspiration. But if my old man were around, he'd probably wish I stayed a wild Pokemon, so... that's a little similar.

A little bit, yeah. Your dad dead, too?

::Gosh, Max, that's super gentle of you::

whatr jhow

you can buy almost anything here if you ask around for it

this city has a lot of people with special... stuff

you could probably find a charizard keyboard for your claws if you looked hard enough

You had a D-. That's a passing grade.

My claws ain't that hard to work with. Only real difference is it's noisier, you gotta press lighter, and you only got three fingers. Hell, I got the hang of typin' when I was a Charmeleon.

[Vinnie shrugged, glancing away.]

No idea. We parted ways back when I was an Ivysaur. Haven't ever seen him since, and probably never will.

I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE HIM IN A COMPUTER SOMEWHERE, DON'T WORRY.

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#63 - SORRY JEFF, STEALIN' YOUR COMPUTER

Okay perfect. Vinnie, what is your deepest, darkest fear?

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8CCC what oh goddamn

ANSWER ME

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I SAID I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH, NOT THAT I'M COMPELLED TO ANSWER

THIS IS AN ORDER, SOLDIER. TELL ME.

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SHIT AND DAMN AND ALSO FUCK

STOP CURSING AND START TELLING.

Insert Total Lack of Confidence Here

HIS DEEPEST FEAR ISSSS...

SPIT IT OUT

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probably becoming a ghost-type when he dies

that's lame, what's number 2

back to smashing with fingers for great justice

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no that's cheating

This isn't really here