tank_rockarms: (Bad Dude)
tank_rockarms ([personal profile] tank_rockarms) wrote2011-04-21 12:51 am

#62

My name's Maximilian Justice Powers, and I'm comin' clean. Don't think anybody here even knows my full name.

My dad died when I was 12 in a border skirmish with Blue Moon. My mom washed laundry for a living to support me and her. I was a crummy kid after my dad died, and I never did what my mom told me to do. I got into the wrong sorta people at school. I'm sorry I did that now, and I don't think I ever told her after I grew up. Army straightened me out when I was 16.

When I was 15 I used anabolic steroids for about a year, maybe a year and a half. I was a big, angry kid, they made me bigger and angrier. When I got into the army I had to get clean. Been clean ever since. But I always tell people I'm all natural. I am. But I wasn't always.

Killed three men when I was 17. I learned to stop countin' after that. But I'm probably directly or indirectly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of army men. I'll tell you it was for a good cause, that it was done in the defense of the people of Macroland and Omegaland. But I ain't gonna lie and tell you I ain't killed before. 'Cause I have.

My best friend Grit and I were in love with the same woman, Nell. She's now my boss. And she's married to my best friend. When she asked me if I was okay with her marryin' my best friend I lied and told her I was. I wasn't. When Grit asked me to be his best man I said I was happy for him. I wasn't. I sat there and I cried as I hugged him and told him I was happy for him when I wasn't. I think he knew, though. We both pretended it we both didn't know, though. Sometimes its hard to go back home and see them together.

One time for a week I was Green's Blastoise and another time for a week I was Bulba. If at some time you ever thought one of them was actin' weird for a week, it was probably 'cause we'd switched bodies. I guess that happens a lot here. But I didn't tell nobody when it happened to me.

If I ever told you somethin' that wasn't true, I'm sorry. If you want to ask me somethin' about me, now's your chance.

[Private level 1 to Green]
We need to talk. You know why.
[/Private to Green]

BLONDES SUCK, BLUE ROCKS

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-04-21 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
::You do realize, don't you, that if absolutely everyone knows this that you can't really... hold it over his head or blackmail him with it or anything?::

[identity profile] stay-classy-cat.livejournal.com 2011-04-21 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh no Mister Powers, that's hardly the intention.]

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-04-21 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
::Yeah well I don't really know what else you would do with this. Grit and Nell were probably smart enough to realize that when Max started crying in the middle of his best man speech at their wedding reception, that he was having issues with the whole deal SO DO YOUR WORST YOU WILL FIND MAX AN IMPENETRABLE WALL.::