tank_rockarms: (Bad Dude)
tank_rockarms ([personal profile] tank_rockarms) wrote2011-04-21 12:51 am

#62

My name's Maximilian Justice Powers, and I'm comin' clean. Don't think anybody here even knows my full name.

My dad died when I was 12 in a border skirmish with Blue Moon. My mom washed laundry for a living to support me and her. I was a crummy kid after my dad died, and I never did what my mom told me to do. I got into the wrong sorta people at school. I'm sorry I did that now, and I don't think I ever told her after I grew up. Army straightened me out when I was 16.

When I was 15 I used anabolic steroids for about a year, maybe a year and a half. I was a big, angry kid, they made me bigger and angrier. When I got into the army I had to get clean. Been clean ever since. But I always tell people I'm all natural. I am. But I wasn't always.

Killed three men when I was 17. I learned to stop countin' after that. But I'm probably directly or indirectly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of army men. I'll tell you it was for a good cause, that it was done in the defense of the people of Macroland and Omegaland. But I ain't gonna lie and tell you I ain't killed before. 'Cause I have.

My best friend Grit and I were in love with the same woman, Nell. She's now my boss. And she's married to my best friend. When she asked me if I was okay with her marryin' my best friend I lied and told her I was. I wasn't. When Grit asked me to be his best man I said I was happy for him. I wasn't. I sat there and I cried as I hugged him and told him I was happy for him when I wasn't. I think he knew, though. We both pretended it we both didn't know, though. Sometimes its hard to go back home and see them together.

One time for a week I was Green's Blastoise and another time for a week I was Bulba. If at some time you ever thought one of them was actin' weird for a week, it was probably 'cause we'd switched bodies. I guess that happens a lot here. But I didn't tell nobody when it happened to me.

If I ever told you somethin' that wasn't true, I'm sorry. If you want to ask me somethin' about me, now's your chance.

[Private level 1 to Green]
We need to talk. You know why.
[/Private to Green]
thewunderkind: (Emo - You did not just say that)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-04-21 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh ewww I did not need to know all of that.

[identity profile] ihaswillpower.livejournal.com 2011-04-21 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
At least he has willpower, unlike you who doesn't even have the determination to eat and make-out at the Kissing Booth!

[identity profile] ihaswillpower.livejournal.com 2011-04-21 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't listen to Nobodies like you.
thewunderkind: (Annoyed - Angry at you)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-04-21 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll show you what a nobody I am!

[And then she went off to find him]

[identity profile] ihaswillpower.livejournal.com 2011-04-21 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Azelf is currently in his dorm room, reading the journal network and having no idea that Lash is heading his way]
thewunderkind: (Punching in anger)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-04-21 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[HAVE THE ANGRIEST KNOCK EVER]

[identity profile] ihaswillpower.livejournal.com 2011-04-22 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Azelf doesn't answer, since the loudest of knocks had scared him enough to hide under the bed]

~...No one's here! ~
thewunderkind: (Annoyed - Angry at you)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-04-22 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
You just talked! I know you're there!

[identity profile] ihaswillpower.livejournal.com 2011-04-22 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, time to be brave. It's not like Lash is going to do anything to him, right?]

~ Yeah, so what? You can't come in! No Nobodies allowed! ~


[...Right?]
thewunderkind: (Angry - Glaaaaare)

[Raiding this post oops]

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-04-22 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
[NOPE.

There goes the door, slammed in.]

I'll show you calling me a nobody!

[Raiding it like a boss?]

[identity profile] ihaswillpower.livejournal.com 2011-04-22 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
~ Eep! ~

[Azelf is still under the bed, but is crawling as far back against the corner of the wall as possible in hopes of being out of Lash's reach]
thewunderkind: (Confused - That Icon)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-04-21 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Great. Now to hit myself on the head so I can forget most of it.

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-04-22 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, alright.