tank_rockarms: (Loving Glance)
tank_rockarms ([personal profile] tank_rockarms) wrote2011-03-19 02:13 am

ACKSHUN

Once upon a time in a land far, far away, there lived a valiant blue knight who rode atop a steed made out of orange iron. He was a mighty knight, and had slain many in battle.

But one day, an evil imp by the name of VINCENT. V. VINESON came out of the wooded forest glen and did several thousand dollars worth of damage to the muscular knight's equipage.

The brave knight took off after this vile svartálfar and soundly beat him to within an inch of his life, and also sprayed numerous effusions from his stomach upon the foul defiler of his sweet ride, because of the contemptible reprobate's noxious particulate matter.

Several days later, it came to the mind of the knight exactly who this wretched daemon might have been, and so, dear reader, he went to confront him.

Max knocked on Vinnie's door.

BRB CRYING ONTO THE KEYBOARD

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2011-03-25 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Vinnie wheezed for breath as the liquid testosterone tears poured freely down. "Max. Please stop."

It was a strange and terrifying realization that came with this gigantic meat man's very personal outburst. The idea that he and Max were more similar than he thought... that was weird. Was he going to turn into someone exactly like him?

He gave Red a look, unsure to what his trainer would say. This wasn't something he wanted for life. He just wanted to do something for Red.