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tank_rockarms) wrote2011-03-19 02:13 am
tank_rockarms) wrote2011-03-19 02:13 am
ACKSHUN
Once upon a time in a land far, far away, there lived a valiant blue knight who rode atop a steed made out of orange iron. He was a mighty knight, and had slain many in battle.
But one day, an evil imp by the name of VINCENT. V. VINESON came out of the wooded forest glen and did several thousand dollars worth of damage to the muscular knight's equipage.
The brave knight took off after this vile svartálfar and soundly beat him to within an inch of his life, and also sprayed numerous effusions from his stomach upon the foul defiler of his sweet ride, because of the contemptible reprobate's noxious particulate matter.
Several days later, it came to the mind of the knight exactly who this wretched daemon might have been, and so, dear reader, he went to confront him.
Max knocked on Vinnie's door.
But one day, an evil imp by the name of VINCENT. V. VINESON came out of the wooded forest glen and did several thousand dollars worth of damage to the muscular knight's equipage.
The brave knight took off after this vile svartálfar and soundly beat him to within an inch of his life, and also sprayed numerous effusions from his stomach upon the foul defiler of his sweet ride, because of the contemptible reprobate's noxious particulate matter.
Several days later, it came to the mind of the knight exactly who this wretched daemon might have been, and so, dear reader, he went to confront him.
Max knocked on Vinnie's door.
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Vinnie went flying across the room."I'm plenty good as a leader." This is a totally good idea; you are not betraying anyone; your life is only going to get better after this point.Max continued. "I told Vinnie that I'd run deployin' him through you in case of an emergency. So you'd still have final say in if he went to war or not. But if he can't do nothin' like he says he can't as a pokemon then if somethin' happens to the school the best way for him to protect it is gonna be my way."
Max sort of coughed. "There... uh... may be a... small reduction in the range of any of Vinnie's long-range abilities while he's one of my guys. Just to warn you." Surprise! "Don't worry, I'll beef him up so he can just knock out whatever's comin' at him." Vinnie, you are going to spend a lot of time in the weight room with Max, getting totally jacked.
"And he'll learn valuable skills. I bet you always wanted a pokemon that could fly a helicopter or a stealth bomber."