Max sniffed again. "Just somethin' in my eyes, ain't nothin'."

"No, ain't nothin' at all."

Max reached down to Vinnie and Red. And he caught them in his manly embrace. "That's the best reason to want to join the army, I'm so proud of you two." Those warm drops you may feel in your hair is just. . . excess testosterone that Max's body gets rid of through his eyes. That's all.

Man, Max. You need to stop being a giant ball of emotions.

And Max, it's not like Red is joining the army, too.




Or is he?