"Vinnie's strapped for cash. I'm willing to give him a job. And I told him that I'd run it through you. I'm gonna take him and make him a reservist in my battalion. He'll get trainin' in how to use tanks, subs, fighter jets, intense physical challenges, the works," said Max. "And an honest paycheck. He still hasn't bought me a pair of pants and it's been like four months, that's how poor this guy is."

Wow, Max. There we go. Make Vinnie feel super cool.