tank_rockarms

#46

Alright whoever glued Flak's helmet to my head THIS AIN'T FUNNY.

I probably got lice or somethin' now.

The weights strapped and stuck to my arms just sorta... make everything I do into a workout. So I actually. Sorta think that's a good idea. ~~If it's good enough for Goku, it's good enough for me.~~ I may start just strappin' weights to my arms and legs, sorta like wristbands and ankle weights. Maybe Andy can make a set for me to wear all the time... Somethin' adjustable, with less glue.

Though weighin' in at 1,150 pounds or so sorta. Doesn't work too well for sittin' down in the cafeteria too well.

Sorry about breakin' that chair, Nancy. And the other chair.

So yeah uh. If anybody could turn these things down or get me some solvent, that'd be a good idea. I don't wanna rip my skin and hair off.

I hate this stupid helmet.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Listen you jerk, it's GLUED TO MY HEAD.

If I could get it off I WOULD GET IT OFF RIGHT NOW.

Somebody GLUED IT TO MY HEAD.

Do you take a shower every day?

Well HURRY UP AND GET IT OFF SOMEHOW.

Otherwise I'll just HAVE TO RIP IT OFF.

Showering? Nah, too complicated.

Oh god I've got lice now I just know it, you don't wash your hair.

Mac and Parakarry are bringing solvent over, hold your pants. You can get it back as soon as they get it off, I don't want it around any longer than it comes off.

I don't have any goddamn lice.

Yeah, well. Hurry up. I don't feel right without my helmet. The stupid blue hair doesn't help, either.

Wait what.

Your hair is blue???

I can see me not wakin' up if somebody glued a helmet to my head but how'd they dye your hair without you knowin'?

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#46

I do not have an icon with a helmet, so we're even

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