[Did you ever think Max could look really panicky and do a fidgety dance? Well there it is. Followers of interpretive dance would recognize it as an artful display of, "Oh my god oh my god oh my god I am bleeding everywhere."]

It'll be okay and I'll be okay and you'll be okay and we'll worry about my back later bul right now we just need to make sure you're okay and oh gosh does it hurt I bet it hurts oh my god. I'm going to pick you up now and we're gonna go to Miss Birdo and it'll be okay and I'll make Green doesn't punch you or anything ok.

[Whoop, up you go Max. He's trying to be real careful and hold you against his shoulder so nothing has to touch the back.]

Are you okay, you might have to hold on ok?