#41

[tank_rockarms]

So I shaved my chest. And arms. And legs. Well I sorta had to cut it down with scissors first. Then I had to have it shaved. Then I had to have it all waxed. So I don't have the body hair anymore. And I trimmed the beard down to just the sideburns again.

I was sorta gettin' tired of all that static electricity in bed and on tanktops and stuff.

Cheatin's wrong, that's all I got to say about the guys who used drugs or whatever that was.

Just wrong.

So what are people doin' for break whenever we get it? Are we havin' a thing again like last year where we had Santas? If I don't find out if we're doin' that soon all I'll be able to give anybody's Orange Star Soda and protein bars.

That's kinda what I gave everybody last year, though.

Hey Jake, Rach, Andy, Lash, what do you guys want for Christmas? Knuckles, Mac, Bulba, Char? Anybody else I ain't rememberin' right now?

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[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

...I heard about them laser-hair-thingies, yeah. And I totally think Flak cheated.

...Heheheh, y'know, I dunno what I want for Christmas!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Laser hair? You mean to like... remove body hair? I don't use that, I just wax.

Well if you don't know what you want how am I supposed to know what to get you?

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

No, I heard that some of the guys used some super sciencey gadet or somethin' to make their hair grow, unless I totally heard wrong.

I-I dunno, I ain't very good at askin' for stuff I guess.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Oh I thought it was like, drugs or somethin'

I had no idea how it worked, just that that blond lump of quiverin' hair I saw wasn't natural.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

Hey, I saw that! And a black one was also walkin' around, too!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Black hair? Didn't see that one. Wonder who that was.

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

I actually really enjoy the protein bars and soda so if nothing else, I'd be happy with those. Other'n that, fruit always works.

What about you, man? Anything in particular you want?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Uhhhh... new liftin' belt?

[thewunderkind]

My papers of leave from Orange Star.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Ain't mine to give.

[thewunderkind]

Like I didn't know. But you can make things happen, can't you?

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

Beats me.

But anyway, anythin' you want for Christmas?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

People leavin' Orange Star ain't the sort of gift givin' that I want to help out with. If I had my way Grit'd still be in Orange Star.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

How about somethin' for me that the two of us could do together.

Somethin' you're good at and could maybe teach me.

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Done deal! And I'll throw in something extra so you get a surprise with it. I found out last year the best christmas gifts are the ones you don't really expect.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

Like...somethin' to do with boxin'?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I ain't gonna say.

[thewunderkind]

How did he manage that anyway?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Don't know. Never asked.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

Aw, c'mon! You can tell me!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Nope, you figure it out for yourself.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

Nnn...alright.

...I hope you like it, though.

[thewunderkind]

I see.

[rivalrazorleaf]

Don't worry about me ba! Do you want anything though?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

That don't count. You gotta tell me what you want.

How much money do you got? Do you get paid for bein' a pokemon? I don't wanna ask for somethin' you can't afford.

[rivalrazorleaf]

I've already got everything I could want ba!

Uh.... Green gives us an allowance sometimes so... I do have some money ba!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I don't wanna take all of your money, Bulba.

Just, uh, some new tanktops maybe? I wear a 5XL, you went to the store that one time with Blastoise and me, you know where you can get them.

[rivalrazorleaf]

Well, okay! If that's something you want!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Well I always need new ones.

I'm still a growin' boy.

[rivalrazorleaf]

Haha! That's probably true!