#38

[tank_rockarms]

I got an invitation in the mail this morning from Jess in Green Earth.

She's havin' a Halloween party this weekend and invited me to come. I haven't seen her since Omega Land.

Jake, Andy, Rachel, Lash, did any of you guys get an invite from her? Is it just me?

EDIT: MAC I AM SORRY SOMETIMES ANDY GETS THESE IDEAS I'LL GET YOU TWO TO MEET IN PERSON ALRIGHT AND WE'LL WORK THINGS OUT

ANDY YOU CAN GET YOUR KEYBOARD BACK TOMORROW.

Comments

[black-flak.livejournal.com]

You're leaving? Great! Go ahead and take as long as you want with your girlfriend, I'm sure I can find some way to entertain myself while you're away. Maybe I'll pulverize your little friend, Andy!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

She ain't my girlfriend and if you touch Andy I'll knock your ugly head off your ugly shoulders.

[black-flak.livejournal.com]

What, from all the way in Green Earth? I could've sworn you SUCKED with long range.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I WILL SLUG YOU WHEN I GET BACK, YOU JERK.

[black-flak.livejournal.com]

Not if I punch you first, moron.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

YOU COULDN'T HIT THE BROAD SIDE OF A BARN, YOU HACK.

[black-flak.livejournal.com]

GOOD THING A BARN'S NOT NEARLY AS BIG AS YOUR OVER-SIZED ASS, YOU FOOL.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TWIGS FOR ARMS LIKE YOU DO, YOU STEROID JUNKIE.

[black-flak.livejournal.com]

YOU DID NOT JUST CALL THESE BABIES TWIGS. IF ANYONE'S USING STEROIDS IT'S YOU, YOU GIANT GORILLA.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I CALLED THEM TWIGS BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHIN' THERE. TWIGS IS TOO GOOD.

LIMP STRANDS OF SPAGHETTI. THAT'S WHAT YOUR ARMS ARE.

[black-flak.livejournal.com]

GRAAAAAAAAARGH!! WE'LL SEE HOW MUCH YOU HAVE TO SAY WITH MY FIST IN YOUR FACE!!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW SMALL YOUR BICEPS ARE.

[black-flak.livejournal.com]

*HI MAX I HOPE YOU LIKE FLAK RIPPING OFF YOUR DOOR AND PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE*

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::FUCCEN::

::MAX WILL PUNCH AT YOUR FACE RIGHT BACK::

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

*WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU MOTERFUKERS DOING I WAS JUST PASSING THROUGH AND NOW YOU'RE BREAKING DOORS AND NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET TOGETHER WITH LIGHTER PROBABLY AND FIX IT AAAAAHHHH*

Wh--What are you two DOING!? Knock it off!

[black-flak.livejournal.com]

*FLAK PUNCHED MAX AGA-wait, no, nevermind. Raiden came and ruined things. Flak let his pulled back fist fall*

Stay out of this, Raiden. This is between me and him!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::MAX PUNCHED FLAK IN THE BALLS stopped punching sort of in surprise that Flak somehow stopped punching::

::he was angry and confused as to why Flak was actually listening to someone for once::

He said he was gonna beat up Andy and then he broke down my door and punched me, I got every right to slug him back.

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Well you two aren't seriously going to sit here and punch each other all day, are you?

[black-flak.livejournal.com]

Of course not. That'd be stupid.

Just until I win.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

You never won nothin' against me and you know that.

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

So you two could. Theoretically achieve the same end result by... not doing anything. *That was Raiden's best attempt at diffusing a fight how did you like it*

[black-flak.livejournal.com]

...If we don't do anything, noone wins. *Flak sucker punches Max in the stomach*

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::its a good thing Max has a million abs to protect him and shatter all the bones in your puny, girlish hand, Flak::

::Max still gasps for air, though::

::~~Raiden you'd better do something more better than you currently are before something else happens~~::

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

*Raiden is going to stand there awkwardly because three of him combined wouldn't equal the size of ONE of these two guys and he knows it.

Sadly.*

[black-flak.livejournal.com]

*You wish, Max. Flak is just going to take his perfectly functional hand and hit you again now.*