tank_rockarms

#38

I got an invitation in the mail this morning from Jess in Green Earth.

She's havin' a Halloween party this weekend and invited me to come. I haven't seen her since Omega Land.

Jake, Andy, Rachel, Lash, did any of you guys get an invite from her? Is it just me?

EDIT: MAC I AM SORRY SOMETIMES ANDY GETS THESE IDEAS I'LL GET YOU TWO TO MEET IN PERSON ALRIGHT AND WE'LL WORK THINGS OUT

ANDY YOU CAN GET YOUR KEYBOARD BACK TOMORROW.

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*insert very shocked expression*

DID BLACK HOLE SENT YOU. I KNEW THEY COULDNT CLONE MAX, HES TOO HUGE FOR THE HUGEST CLONEAMATRONIC THINGIES.

SO THEY MADE THE HAPPY MEAL SIZE MAX, HUH?
WHOS RESPONSABLE?
ADDLER? HAWKE?
I BET ITS HAWKE.
WAS IT HAWKE?

WHERE IS HAWKE?

H-happy meal size?? Sorry, but I dunno what you're talkin' about!

SPEAK UP, BLACK HOLE SHENANIGAIZER.
WHO SENT YOU, WHY ARE YOU SO SMALL, WHY ARE YOU A CLONE.
HOW COME YOU ARE SO TINY, LOOK AT MAX, HES HUGE. WHY ARE YOU SO PUNY. BLACK HOLE HAS REALLY LOST ITS SHINE.

...WHY ARE YOU SO SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL

ANDY THAT AIN'T NICE, YOU ACT BETTER THAN THAT.

MAC I'M SORRY ANDY GETS THESE IDEAS IN HIS HEAD SOMETIMES.

WHAT.
MAX, QUIT BEING FRIENDS WITH THE ENEMY.

ANDY YOU'RE LIKE FIVE-FOOT NOTHIN' YOU AIN'T GOT ANY RIGHT CALLIN' ANYBODY SMALL NOW JUST CALM DOWN.

HES SMALL COMPARED TO A WELL BUILT CLONE.

*t-too many times he's been called short in one sitting*

I was born small, okay?!?

CLONED SMALL.

ANDY HE AIN'T FROM BLACK HOLE HE'S A BOXER.

HE BOXES.

HE AIN'T A CLONE OF ME. HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO WORK A TANK, IF HE WERE A CLONE OF ME HE'D BE ABLE TO WORK TANKS GOOD.

NO MAX, IF HE WAS A CLONE, HE WOULD BE A ROBOT CLONE.
AND WOULD WORK TANKS.
BY PUNCHING THEM.

JUST LOOK AT HIM.

I've never seen this student before.

So Its not one of you guys?

Uh, sir? Thanks for tryin' to help...

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boxingmidget.livejournal.com - 2009-10-30 11:50 (UTC) - Expand

No! I'm a boxer! And I'm human! Really! Calm down, please!

*heeeeeeelp meeeee*

A BOXER.
HOW COME?
NOW THEY SHIP CLONES IN BOXES? WHERE ARE YOUR INSTRUCTIONS, BECAUSE IM SURE THAT CLONES ARE TALLER.

I BET THEY DIDNT SENT THE EXTRA PIECES WITH YOU, MR. ACTION FIGURE CLONE OF MY BFFF

This is not a clone.

You need to calm down before you hurt yourself.

But HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWKE...

You guys even spelled Max's name wrong... I mean, MAC? seriously?

JUST LIKE WHAT YOU DO.
CLONE.

NO BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY ALSO KNOW WHAT WILL FOOL ME, I KNOW CLONES.

YOU CLONE.