#38

[tank_rockarms]

I got an invitation in the mail this morning from Jess in Green Earth.

She's havin' a Halloween party this weekend and invited me to come. I haven't seen her since Omega Land.

Jake, Andy, Rachel, Lash, did any of you guys get an invite from her? Is it just me?

EDIT: MAC I AM SORRY SOMETIMES ANDY GETS THESE IDEAS I'LL GET YOU TWO TO MEET IN PERSON ALRIGHT AND WE'LL WORK THINGS OUT

ANDY YOU CAN GET YOUR KEYBOARD BACK TOMORROW.

Comments

[raced_god]

I could have never guessed.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

...

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

That Eagle does planes and Drake does boats?

Yeah I guess that sorta is more obvious than Falcons and cars.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

...I'll try.

If it really proves anythin', I'll try.

[raced_god]

I meant you as the Hulk.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Oh well yeah, that, too.

I make a pretty good one.

Just you can't believe how much paint I gotta use to do it.

It's real weird havin' somebody paint you on the spots you can't reach, too. Real weird.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

Uh, sir? Thanks for tryin' to help...

[raced_god]

Well, uh...you don't have to worry about painting where the shorts will cover.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, I only gotta paint like an inch or two into the shorts area.

But my back's like four feet wide or something, I can't reach back there.

[raced_god]

[This is where Falcon realizes that Max is probably as wide as the Captain is tall and it makes him want to weep.]

I bet Lash could rig some kind of device for you.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

((Looking at chest measurements for that guy who I stole Max's bare chest icon from, this guy who is 5'10" tall he is also 58" around his chest. Max is Max, and uh... well he's got 'not humanly possible videogame character' muscles. So yes, almost certainly, yes, Max is wider around than Falcon is tall.))

Yeah maybe but I'd never be able to see if it did it right.

And it might have a death ray on it.

I, uh, had an infantryman take care of it last time.

[black-flak.livejournal.com]

You're leaving? Great! Go ahead and take as long as you want with your girlfriend, I'm sure I can find some way to entertain myself while you're away. Maybe I'll pulverize your little friend, Andy!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

She ain't my girlfriend and if you touch Andy I'll knock your ugly head off your ugly shoulders.

[black-flak.livejournal.com]

What, from all the way in Green Earth? I could've sworn you SUCKED with long range.

[raced_god]

((...Max that means you are 6'3"x6'8" that is almost square.))

Suit yourself.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

((No, he's a cylinder whose circumference is almost the same as his height. At least around his chest anyway.))

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I WILL SLUG YOU WHEN I GET BACK, YOU JERK.

[black-flak.livejournal.com]

Not if I punch you first, moron.

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. Mac, is it?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

YOU COULDN'T HIT THE BROAD SIDE OF A BARN, YOU HACK.

[black-flak.livejournal.com]

GOOD THING A BARN'S NOT NEARLY AS BIG AS YOUR OVER-SIZED ASS, YOU FOOL.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TWIGS FOR ARMS LIKE YOU DO, YOU STEROID JUNKIE.

[black-flak.livejournal.com]

YOU DID NOT JUST CALL THESE BABIES TWIGS. IF ANYONE'S USING STEROIDS IT'S YOU, YOU GIANT GORILLA.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Sorry 'bout this.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I CALLED THEM TWIGS BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHIN' THERE. TWIGS IS TOO GOOD.

LIMP STRANDS OF SPAGHETTI. THAT'S WHAT YOUR ARMS ARE.